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http://cuntterparts.tumblr.com is bae
if you have an accent let me love you.
http://inadepuate.tumblr.com and http://spurious-euphoria.tumblr.com are the sweetest girls that follow me. everyone else go home they win.

anonymousnerdgirl:

godstilldontlikeugly:

lindsaychrist:

jollymermaid:

qveenly:

twelve-thirteen-eleven:

Look at her phone omg

The shoes tho

i loved the 90s

cadet kelly premiered in 2002

everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004

Reblogging for accuracy of the last comment.

anonymousnerdgirl:

godstilldontlikeugly:

lindsaychrist:

jollymermaid:

qveenly:

twelve-thirteen-eleven:

Look at her phone omg

The shoes tho

i loved the 90s

cadet kelly premiered in 2002

everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004

Reblogging for accuracy of the last comment.

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krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

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— 8 hours ago with 57774 notes
videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

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— 8 hours ago with 61025 notes

lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

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— 10 hours ago with 254050 notes

fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

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— 17 hours ago with 50610 notes
fairysharkmother:

Momma want to make sure you all stay safe and happy, so here are a list of things to do if you feel like you need to hurt yourself.
Scribble on people in magazines
Smile into a mirror
Create something- a drawing, a clay figure, write down what’s bothering you, anything- and destroy it.
Call a crisis help line. 
Befrienders.org is away to find helplines by country
Go to Blahtherapy.com
Hold an ice cube in your hand or your mouth
Rub ice on the place you used to cut
Clap hard
Snap a rubber band
Draw on yourself in marker
Blast music
Pop bubble wrap
Take a bath
Count to ten. Get louder with every number.
Braid something
Cry
…But there’s more!Here are some links:Teenhelp
Sirius Project
HelpGuide
YouthinBC
146 Things to Do
Need a distraction?Disney and Marvel Movies
Studio Ghibli Movies
MOVIES AND TV SHOWS
Remember; Momma would rather you safe and happy. Momma loves you. You are worth it. Everyone is.  Momma is so, so proud.

fairysharkmother:

Momma want to make sure you all stay safe and happy, so here are a list of things to do if you feel like you need to hurt yourself.

  • Scribble on people in magazines
  • Smile into a mirror
  • Create something- a drawing, a clay figure, write down what’s bothering you, anything- and destroy it.
  • Call a crisis help line. 
  • Befrienders.org is away to find helplines by country
  • Go to Blahtherapy.com
  • Hold an ice cube in your hand or your mouth
  • Rub ice on the place you used to cut
  • Clap hard
  • Snap a rubber band
  • Draw on yourself in marker
  • Blast music
  • Pop bubble wrap
  • Take a bath
  • Count to ten. Get louder with every number.
  • Braid something
  • Cry

…But there’s more!

Here are some links:
Teenhelp

Sirius Project

HelpGuide

YouthinBC

146 Things to Do

Need a distraction?

Disney and Marvel Movies

Studio Ghibli Movies

MOVIES AND TV SHOWS

Remember; Momma would rather you safe and happy. Momma loves you. You are worth it. Everyone is. 

 Momma is so, so proud.

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— 17 hours ago with 25322 notes

dickyfitness:

what episode of lazytown is this

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— 17 hours ago with 270872 notes
bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via pizza)

— 17 hours ago with 177170 notes

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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— 17 hours ago with 217321 notes
lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

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— 17 hours ago with 346657 notes

reyairia:

A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training

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